You Are
What You Drink
Before you order a
drink in public, you should read this!
Seven New
York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based
on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all
counts.
Drink:
Beer
Personality:
Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.
Your
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink:
Blender Drinks
Personality:
Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your
Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink:
Mixed Drinks
Personality:
Older, more refined, high maintenance has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what
she wants.
Your
Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a
drink.
Drink:
Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality:
Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggly.
Your
Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink:
White Zinfandel
Personality:
Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has NO clue.
Your
Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is, this should be an easy target.
Drink:
Shots
Personality:
Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been
blessed. Nothing to do but wait; however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink:
Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
Domestic
Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported
Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
Wine:
He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get
laid.
Whiskey:
He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila:
He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay!